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6 juin 2007 – Quel est le sexe d’un ordinateur ?
1°/ La réponse d’un informaticien:
Un micro-ordinateur est de sexe féminin pour les 5 raisons suivantes:
1. A l’exception de son concepteur, personne ne comprend sa logique interne.
2. Avant de faire impression, il doit être aperçu.
3. Les menus qu’il affiche sont copieux mais beaucoup d’options sont indisponibles.
4. La moindre erreur est stockée en mémoire pour être ressortie au moment le plus inopportun.
5. Vous découvrez vite qu’il coûte un budget énorme en accessoires et en maintenance.
2°/ La réponse d’une informaticienne:
Un micro-ordinateur est de sexe masculin pour les 5 raisons suivantes:
1. Pour capter son attention, il faut d’abord l’allumer.
2. Il contient plein d’informations mais il est sans imagination.
3. Il est incapable de vider la poubelle sans injonction de votre part.
4. Il est supposé vous aider, mais la plupart du temps c’est lui qui constitue le problème.
5. Vous réalisez vite que si vous aviez attendu plus longtemps avant de l’acquérir, vous auriez eu un modèle plus performant !
Mr Putin, you are one peace behind
What is the issue? The Iranians may, in a few years’ time, be able to build several long-range missiles capable of carrying nuclear weapons. To forestall such a threat, the Americans want to install ten conventional missile interceptors in Poland, to be guided by a radar system built in the Czech Republic. Although apparently justified, the project seems curiously revealing of the inconsistent behaviour of all parties concerned.
Noisy inconsistency in Moscow. Unlike the USSR in the old days, Russia no longer has any enemies. Nobody is threatening it and it is threatening nobody. Yet it still has several thousand nuclear weapons, which are not officially directed at any foreign target. The West let Russia join the G8 group of big powers, even though its GDP ranks only 11th in the world. It also takes part with NATO in the Partnership for Peace. How can the Russian President hope to boost his international credibility by regarding the anti-Iranian shield as a nuclear threat against Russia, and announcing that he would, therefore, target nuclear missiles at… western Europe? How can he not realise that over the next 20 years it is Russia itself that has much to fear from the Muslim extremists it is supporting in Iran and in Syria, while the European Union now guarantees it lasting peace in the West? To be charitable, let us say that Vladimir Putin is one peace behind.
Astonishing inconsistency in Washington. Since the break-up of the USSR, the United States no longer has a Russian policy. Embroiled in a war against Islamist terrorism and against Iran’s and North Korea’s nuclear projects, it cannot risk coming into conflict with a natural ally such as Russia should now be. It is not hard to understand why Moscow, in its hypersensitive state, regards the extension of NATO to Russia’s borders, setting up US bases in the Central Asian republics and installing weapons systems of that kind in Central Europe as acts of aggression.
Inconsistency also in Prague and Warsaw. Since 2002, these two countries have chosen to enjoy the budgetary, commercial, monetary and, in addition, political solidarity of their European Union neighbours. What advantages do they expect from negotiating only with the United States, thus creating another bone of contention with Russia, given that they will need the unfailing support of their European neighbours vis à vis Russia on issues of far greater importance to their independence and security, starting with energy?
Silent inconsistency elsewhere in Europe. Although this concerns it directly on its own territory, the European Union is keeping quiet, absentmindedly watching the anti-missile arguments pass by overhead. Would the proposed ‘shield’ also protect Europe? If so, we must have some say on it. If not, we should also have a say because it could, after all, trigger a preventive strike, as is clear from the Russian rhetoric. Geographically, we are much more likely than Washington to be on the receiving end of any irrational action by Moscow or Teheran. What is the point of the European Union if we do not discuss these vital security issues together? What is the point of the Atlantic Alliance if the Americans do not publicly consult all its members before taking a decision of such importance?
After the escalation of inconsistencies, the G8 meeting may offer a useful opportunity for the players in this bad tragi-comedy to climb down and come back to their senses.
During his election campaign, Nicolas Sarkozy announced that he intended to raise real issues, with no taboos, on the international stage, as he managed to do so well in domestic policy. There he has a perfect opportunity to invite our major world partners to reflect on the conditions of peace in the 21st century and on the role the European Union, NATO and the responsible nuclear powers should play to prevent a repeat of some of the most disastrous mistakes of the last century.
Alain Lamassoure, 6 June 2007.
Monsieur Poutine, vous êtes en retard d’une paix
De quoi s’agit-il ? Les Iraniens pourraient être en mesure, d’ici quelques années, de disposer de quelques missiles à longue portée capables de transporter une charge nucléaire. Pour parer à une menace de ce type, les Américains veulent installer en Pologne une dizaine de missiles conventionnels tueurs de missiles, qui seraient guidés par un radar construit en République tchèque. Apparemment justifiable, ce projet apparaît curieusement comme un révélateur des incohérences de chacun des partenaires concernés.
Incohérence bruyante à Moscou. À la différence de l’URSS d’autrefois, la Russie n’a plus d’ennemis. Personne ne la menace et elle ne menace personne. Elle conserve pourtant plusieurs milliers d’armes nucléaires qui, officiellement, ne sont dirigées sur aucune cible étrangère. Les Occidentaux l’ont fait entrer au G8, qui regroupe les plus grandes puissances, bien que son PIB ne soit que le 11 e mondial. Elle participe avec l’OTAN au Partenariat pour la paix. Comment le président russe peut-il espérer accroître sa crédibilité internationale en voyant dans ce bouclier anti-iranien une menace nucléaire contre la Russie, et en annonçant qu’il braquerait en conséquence des missiles nucléaires contre… l’Europe de l’Ouest ? Comment ne voit-il pas que, dans les vingt ans qui viennent, la Russie elle-même a tout à redouter des extrémistes musulmans qu’elle ménage en Iran et en Syrie, alors que l’Union européenne lui garantit désormais la paix perpétuelle à l’Ouest ? Pour être charitable, disons que Vladimir Poutine est en retard d’une paix.
Incohérence surprenante à Washington. Depuis la fin de l’URSS, les États-Unis n’ont plus de politique russe. Engagés dans une guerre contre le terrorisme islamiste et contre les projets nucléaires de l’Iran et de la Corée du Nord, ils ne peuvent pas se permettre d’être en conflit avec l’allié naturel que devrait être désormais la Russie. Comment ne pas comprendre que l’extension de l’Otan jusqu’aux frontières russes, l’aménagement de bases américaines dans les Républiques d’Asie centrale et l’installation de tels systèmes d’armes en Europe centrale sont ressentis comme autant d’agressions par l’hyper-susceptibilité de Moscou ?
Incohérence aussi à Prague et à Varsovie. Depuis 2002, les deux pays ont choisi de bénéficier de la solidarité budgétaire, commerciale, monétaire et, au-delà, politique de leurs voisins de l’Union européenne. Quels avantages espèrent-ils retirer en négociant seuls avec les États-Unis, ce qui suscite un nouveau sujet de contentieux avec la Russie, vis-à-vis de laquelle ils auront besoin de l’appui sans faille de leurs voisins européens sur des sujets autrement plus importants pour leur indépendance et leur sécurité, à commencer par l’énergie ?
Incohérence silencieuse ailleurs en Europe. Directement concernée sur son sol, l’Union européenne se tait, regardant distraitement les arguments antimissiles passer au-dessus de sa tête. Le « bouclier » projeté protégerait-il aussi l’Europe ? Si oui, nous avons notre mot à dire. Si non, aussi : car, de toute façon, il pourrait attirer la foudre d’une frappe préventive, comme le rappelle la rhétorique russe. La géographie nous rend beaucoup plus proches que Washington des inconséquences de Moscou ou de Téhéran. À quoi sert l’Union européenne si nous ne parlons pas ensemble de ces problèmes vitaux pour notre sécurité ? À quoi sert l’Alliance atlantique si les Américains ne recueillent pas publiquement l’avis de tous ses membres avant de prendre une décision d’une telle portée ?
Après l’escalade des incohérences, la réunion du G8 peut être une occasion utile pour que les acteurs de cette mauvaise tragi-comédie engagent la désescalade par le retour au bon sens.
Au cours de sa campagne électorale, Nicolas Sarkozy a annoncé qu’il entendait poser les vrais problèmes, sans tabou, sur la scène internationale, comme il l’a fait si bien en politique intérieure. Il a là un cas d’école pour inviter nos grands partenaires mondiaux à réfléchir sur les conditions de la paix au XXI e siècle, et sur le rôle que devraient jouer l’Union européenne, l’Otan et les puissances nucléaires responsables, pour ne pas renouveler quelques-unes des erreurs les plus funestes du siècle précédent.
Alain Lamassoure, le 6 juin 2007
Converting the try
Since the adoption of the five-year term, which means legislative elections are held the day after the presidential elections, the biggest election competition of the Fifth Republic has resembled a rugby match. On 6 May, Nicolas Sarkozy scored a try. He will convert it on 10 and 17 June. There is, however, a major difference compared with the rules of rugby. In rugby, successfully converting a try scores extra points; under our political system, failure to convert means losing all the try points. Victory then turns into a draw and a draw condemns the player to being powerless until the next match – in five years’ time!
There are certainly signs in favour of this second moment of power: after reaching the try-line thanks to a fantastic breakthrough on the right, down the touchline, our player resolutely sprinted towards the centre to score a try between the posts. He was generally said to be a competent candidate, worthy of the position, but his opponents described him as sectarian, brutal, haughty, deaf to advice, clannish, in short, as a source of anxiety. Instead we find quite simply a President shunning the splendours of the Elysée palace to go out and meet people, inviting in the unions even before taking up office, deciding to make all school children read the last letter penned by a communist student who was a hero of the Resistance. He has formed the first French Government founded on equality between men and women, opening up key positions to a young woman of Maghreb origins and to men from the centre and the left. He dined with Airbus workers in Toulouse even before his first Council of Ministers meeting. From day one he reformed some of the most famous departments, creating a ministry of state responsible for reconciling growth with the environment, a totally new ministry responsible for reconciling the necessity of immigration with respect for national identity, a ministry responsible for putting the economy in the service of employment, and a ministry responsible for straightening out all public accounts. He displayed the European stars alongside the tricolour flag on his official photograph and immediately set out on a tour of Europe to propose to our EU partners a way for the Union to escape from the deadlock it has found itself in for the past two years.
Caught on the hop, the opposition parties neither overcame nor even understood the reasons for their defeat. They still have no answers to the fundamental issues Nicolas Sarkozy raised throughout his campaign and is now beginning to tackle, such as how to get the whole of France back to work, how to redirect tens of billions in public aid towards those who really need it, how to face up to globalisation on equal terms, how to relaunch European integration, which has come to a standstill. François Bayrou wanted a government made up of the best talents from the right, the centre and the left. He has got it and his only reaction has been anger that his friends are part of it! As for the Socialist Party, it has been reduced to promising its voters that it will adopt a new programme, choose a new leader and form new alliances… after the next elections. Its leaders’ message comes down to this: ‘Trust us. True, we are as divided as ever, we have lost a match it was impossible to lose, our programme no longer fits today’s world, we no longer have any allies, the ‘people of the left’ have moved to the right, but let us assure you that we will know what we should have done to win after the next defeat.’
As in 1958, after years of crisis and doubt, the French are faced with a historic opportunity: it is in their hands whether they embark immediately on the quiet revolution for which the 85% of voters who went to the polls on 6 May felt such a huge need. Let us not fail to convert the try!
Alain Lamassoure, 2 June 2007.


